Character Interview
HALLOW by M.R. Dimond
Character interview questions
courtesy of Lois Winston
Character’s Name: Dianne Cortez
Series: Black Orchid Enterprises Mystery series
Author’s Name:
M. R. Dimond
Image: Adobe Stock
Dianne Cortez (CPA, CFE) is president
of Black Orchid Enterprises, the umbrella firm of three professional offices
located in Gregg House in Beauchamp Texas. Unless dancing or singing, Dianne
never seeks the limelight. Anastasia Pollock has interviewed her partners attorney
JD Thompson (https://anastasiapollack.blogspot.com/2021/12/mr-dimonds-amateur-sleuth-jd-thompson.html) and veterinarian Johnny Ly (https://anastasiapollack.blogspot.com/2023/04/an-interview-and-cornbread-recipe-from.html), and now it’s Dianne’s turn to dish.
- What
was your life like before your author started pulling your strings?
I thought I
was living my dream. Well, I was. I earned the two college degrees I wanted. I
passed the exams to be a Certified Public Accountant and a Certified Fraud
Examiner the way I’d planned. I scored my dream job with a prestigious
accounting firm in Austin, Texas. Only the dream was a nightmare, and I didn’t
know how to wake up. The author moving me to Beauchamp, Texas, with my college
housemates woke me up for sure!
- What’s the one trait you like most about yourself?I love math. You might not think so, but it makes the world go around. However, I never forget that numbers are attached to people. Math is the foundation of my favorite activities—dancing, singing, gardening. Somebody said, “God is the infinite number.” I can see that, though the nuns who taught me in high school weren’t impressed when I mentioned it.
- What do you like least about yourself?I’ve dated JD Thompson three times and lived with him in college—and now. Sometimes we lived together even when not dating, because a lease is a lease and money is money. I don’t know what’s wrong with me that I can’t make us work. My parents love him. My sisters love him. I love him too, but somehow … I don’t know … something happens when we try to do the romance dance. He’s not going to see this, is he?
- What is the strangest thing your author has had you do or had happen to you?Move in with my ex yet again? Sing in the ABBA tribute band we formed in college? Investigate murders? Shoot people to defend my friends? Sure, I’ve always carried a gun for protection, but it’s not like I had to use it. Give holiday parties for the entire county? Run a community disaster shelter and fix Thanksgiving dinner during a flood? Take care of as many as seventy cats at a time? Road trips with JD? The fun never ends. Some days I don’t want to get out of bed to find out what happens next.
- What is your greatest fear?When I moved to Beauchamp with JD and Johnny, I swore off all my bad habits, including dating. That was supposed to last a year, but it keeps lasting. I wonder if I’ll ever find love. I say I want to, but I don’t do anything to make it happen. I come from a big family. Will their love and the love of my friends be enough for a lifetime? I’m not thirty yet, so I might have time later, but every year I grow more settled with the way I am now.
- What makes you happy?Dancing. Singing. Spreadsheets.
- If you could rewrite a part of your story, what would it be? Why?I’d definitely write out my past trauma, which I can’t help feeling has something to do with my semipermanent singleness. And I wouldn’t meet JD the first week of college. Maybe if I’d met him later, we could have a mature relationship. I wouldn’t want to miss going to Paris with him after we finished our bachelor’s degrees. But we broke up twice after that. Maybe we could still go to Paris if we met and dated later.
- Of the other characters in your book, which one bugs you the most? Why?JD, of course.
- Do you have recipes or crafts you’d like to share with us?I grew up taking care of my younger siblings and cousins, and my only recipe for hungry, screaming kids is to throw everything in the kitchen into a pot and call it dinner. For a variation, I wrapped everything in a tortilla. I started making crafts for Day of the Dead as soon as I could wield scissors, and it doesn’t look like I’ll ever stop. This PBS Kids page (https://www.pbs.org/parents/crafts-and-experiments/make-your-own-colorful-papel-picado) has instructions for making papel picado banners close to the way I make them, though I use heavier paper so they don’t tear easily. Since I met JD and discovered he was allergic to marigolds, I make paper marigolds, like those at the Tinkerlab website (https://tinkerlab.com/simple-paper-marigolds-dia-de-los-muertos/ ). I leave the real ones outdoors.
- What's next for you?
I have to
survive the yearly business tax deadline in September and the final personal
income tax deadline in October. Everyone suddenly realizes the day before that
they have to file taxes. Tax deadlines aren’t random; they fall regularly as
Christmas. People always act like it’s a huge surprise. I don’t ever plan
beyond those days. Besides, the holidays follow soon after, and I shudder to
think what the author has in store for us then.
Follow
Dianne at https://dimond.me, where she regularly contributes to Thoughts, the
website blog, and in the Black Orchids Mystery series (https://books2read.com/ap/8vp0bM/M-R-Dimond).
Sounds like fun characters and a romp of a book!
ReplyDeleteI love Dianne. I can't say I'll ever understand complex math or accounting, but I admire how hard she works and her love of family and her own culture. My favorite part of this interview is the line, "Dancing. Singing. Spreadsheets."
ReplyDeleteI hope she and JD get back together someday!
Thanks so much, Sam. Dianne's a favorite character, so it's good to see her getting her say.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I appreciate your introducing Dianne to the world. She's one of the favorite characters (right after Cupcake the Wonder Dog), so I'm happy for more people to get to know her in depth.
ReplyDeleteI loved reading this interview. I especially love that you make paper marigolds. They're such a vibrant looking flower. I also foster cats. I have 9 at the moment.
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